Drunk Mountain Lions

sleeping-mountain-lionMicheline has recently started to show some learning disabilities that we haven’t seen before. One thing that she has recently started doing is letter reversals. Why she would do this when she didn’t before is something we have not been able to figure out, but it led to a humorous one today.

We went to the Desert Museum on a field trip on Monday where Micheline was supposed to research about mountain lions. We learned while there that mountain lions’ main food source is deer. Today her teacher called me and told me that in writing her research paper, Micheline wrote:

“I learned that mountain lions have sharp claws so they can hunt for beer.”

Who needs a pop top when you can just slash that can open? No wonder the mountain lion we saw was just lying around taking a siesta. Maybe he had a hangover.

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